If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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