on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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