This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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