so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
