Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
