On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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