3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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