Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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