Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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