Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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