i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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