If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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