got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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