omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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