I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
foreskin is a definite game changer
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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