Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Less talking, more tequila
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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