Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I will pee on everything he values.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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