You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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