Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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