I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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