awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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