so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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