forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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