i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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