If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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