She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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