I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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