Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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