Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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