Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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