i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
