It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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