i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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