I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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