Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
This baby is an asshole
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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