Can i not drive my cunt home
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
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After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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