I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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