i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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