I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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