i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Maybe he injected his testicle?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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