you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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