she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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