Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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