What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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