erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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