It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I have post one night stand depression
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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