maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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