is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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