So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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