just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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