the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"