bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar