He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
do herpes really smell.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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