the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
