I only kidnapped one of them. chill
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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