so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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