Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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