I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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