You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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