butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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