Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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